"I think therefore I am."

-Descartes

 

Today's Adult Jokes: Dear Mom and Dad:

todays-adult-jokes:

Dear Mom and Dad:

Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing and I am
sorry for my thoughtlessness in not having written before. I
will bring you up to date now, but before you read on, please
sit down. You are not to read any further unless you are
sitting down. Okay?

Well then, I…